Showing posts with label chairman meow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chairman meow. Show all posts

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Free Chairman Meow Stickers

In order to promote the glorious Feline Revolution, Great Leader Chairman Meow has made free propaganda stickers available to the masses.

Free stickers (3) are available on a limited basis, and buyers only pay $1 for shipping.

After receiving the stickers, followers of Chairman Meow are asked to place them anywhere that is legal, and in public view.

*Great Leader Chairman Meow welcomes jpg photos showing how the stickers are being used around the world to promote the Glorious Feline Revolution. The photos will then be posted on this blog with your name so that other feline fundamentalists may be inspired.


Get 3 Chairman Meow Stickers Now and join the Revolution!


Monday, January 07, 2008

Chairman Meow Receives 106% of vote in Primary

AP: Early polls indicate that Chairman Meow has received 106% of the Primary votes in Merrimack County, New Hampshire. A local watchdog group filed papers to protest the results, which they described as "blatantly corrupt," although feline supporters credit Meow's superior brain power and revolutionary ideas for the seemingly impossible numbers.

Pollsters add that Great Leader Chairman Meow has already received "a significant number" of votes for the 2012 election, and that his ideas will shine forever.