Monday, January 07, 2008

Chairman Meow Receives 106% of vote in Primary

AP: Early polls indicate that Chairman Meow has received 106% of the Primary votes in Merrimack County, New Hampshire. A local watchdog group filed papers to protest the results, which they described as "blatantly corrupt," although feline supporters credit Meow's superior brain power and revolutionary ideas for the seemingly impossible numbers.

Pollsters add that Great Leader Chairman Meow has already received "a significant number" of votes for the 2012 election, and that his ideas will shine forever.

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