Monday, November 26, 2007

Dogs Fear a Feline / Squirrel Alliance

New White House intelligence suggests that squirrels may be forming an alliance with felines. The allegiance of two of the Canine Revolution's biggest foes comes on the heels of several reports of suicide squirrel attacks (see below), as well as rumors that Mailmen may be plotting "spectacular attacks."

It appears that this "insurgency" may challenge the Canine Revolution for control of mankind.

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