Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Owner of Vomiting Pug Arrested on the Subway

pug arrestAfter reading the article, I still can't make sense of what actually happened here, but it's clear that a woman caused a disturbance on the subway after her Pug threw up. I'm not sure if there are any political implications, or if this is in any way related to the protests in Iran. Neither Al Sharpton, nor Ayatollah Mugsy have commented on the arrest...

6/30/09 - NYPD officers arrested an L train rider over “a 15lb pug that [she] took out of his tote bag for throwing up and overheating, ” but not before threatening to put the dog down and telling the owner, “If you’re going to act like a woman I’m going to treat you like a woman...
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Friday, July 10, 2009

President Obama Unveils Weiner in Public

A cash-strapped White House unveiled a new weapon in their surveillance program today, code-named the "Stealth Weiner" program. While phasing out expensive programs such as the $1B Stealth bomber, and the deeply unpopular Bush Wire-Tapping Program, the military has been looking for alternate ways to gather information.

According to the White House, the Stealth Weiner will be able to gather information while sniffing out potential evil-doers.

"Today," said President Obama, "We are unveiling our weiner, and using it against the terrorists."

With his wife cheering him on, President Obama then demonstrated how a weiner can be unleashed safely, and secretively, even in a public setting.

There is no word on the scope or cost of the new program, but the President assured the crowd that, "weiners are very popular, and require little maintenance."