Sunday, March 02, 2008

Chihuahua Paratrooper Unhurt

An Australian man foolishly tried to accompany his Chihuahua during an otherwise routine purebreed revolution training exercise. The man ended up crashing himself and the chihuahua paratrooper into a tree, necessitating the embarrassment of a "dog rescue" high up in the tree branches.

From the AFP:
Police said the man received abrasions in the crash. The chihuahua was believed to be unharmed.
The chihuahua was also believed to be "really pissed off" and contemplating open warfare with his owner. Chihuahuas are known to be excellent paratroopers given their small size and rogue personalities. But such an embarrassment is intolerable to leaders of the revolution, and the chihuahua may need to urinate upon the man's head to reestablish dominance.

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