Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Madman Claims to Harbor Whippets of Mass Destruction

HANOI, Vietnam - The top U.S. nuclear envoy said Wednesday that talks with North Korea on its nuclear program broke down when its defiant leader, Kim Jong Il, proclaimed that he is harboring one or more Whippets of Mass Destruction.

The North had previously agreed to return to six-party talks after it shocked the world by testing a WMD that reached speeds in excess of 35 mph, and triggered more U.N. sanctions.

In a related story, Kim Jong Il placed last in a recent international poll ranking the most admired world leaders. Placing 19th out of 19, Kim Jong edged out George w. Bush and Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmedinejad for the title of "least admired."

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