Obey the Beagle!

Yes... look into the Beagle's eyes... you are getting very sleepy... let go of your own opinions and thoughts, and do exactly as the Beagle says... 

Thanks to Eric from the stem cell blog for the pic.

Beagle Wins Westminster

Barking and baying up a storm, Uno lived up to his name Tuesday night by becoming the first beagle to win best in show at the Westminster Kennel Club.

The nation's new top dog was clearly the fan favorite and drew a standing ovation from the sold-out crowd at Madison Square Garden when he was picked.

Uno got right into the act, jumping up on handler Aaron Wilkerson and confirming his other title: noisiest in show. Years from now, he'll be known for the "ah-roo" heard 'round the ring... read more

U.S. Tries New Border Security Tactic

In an effort to intimidate Mexicans attempting to cross the porous American border, the U.S. has unveiled its newest strategy: Large, intimidating, Beagles.

Border patrol agents hope that these new intimidating structures, which will be placed every two miles along the U.S./Mexico border, will instill fear into illegal aliens, keeping them South of the Rio Grande.

Although it is not certain how the ambitious border security project will be funded, it is believed that approximately $1.7 Billion dollars will be borrowed from the Social Security Trust Fund.

If successful, coalition forces in Iraq may build movable "Trojan Beagles" to secretly transport large numbers of troops across the desert.

Dog Spiritual Leader Shirts

Biting off the famous Jesus pop culture design, these t-shirts will show others who your spiritual leader really is.

Available in Beagle, Boston Terrier, and Corgi...

Also, an Elmo version for the kids...