Pugs to Humans: Read Hebrews 13:17

Pugs Broadcast a Call to Inaction: Using the CPAC conference as a forum to broadcast their message, The Pug Club of America announced that human Pug "owners" must read and memorize Hebrews 13:17 in the Bible. While rallying the energized crowd, the group claimed that the verse is a virtual one-sentence "Ten Commandments" for any new or existing Pug owner. The verse is as follows:

"Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you." Quoted from King James Bible

Although speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference, (CPAC) The Pug Club of America reiterated the fact that they do not endorse any specific political parties, unless the party commits fully to an agenda of Pug World Domination.

The rousing speech was delivered in front of a 30 foot tall television screen displaying Pug propaganda, while the sound of Pugs snorting and barking was blasted intermittently to the cheering crowd, which often broke into chants of, "Obey the Pug!"

The Club also spoke of the need for a news outlet "solely dedicated to the Pug's political agenda," in order to win over the hearts and minds of the people. "The Pugs' message must reach every household, on television, the internet, and over the airwaves," they added. The group is reportedly in talks with Rupert Murdoch on how to create such an outlet.