Woman Scares Off Burglar by Acting Like a Dog

ATHENS, Ga. — Police are investigating after an Athens woman scared off a would-be burglar by acting like a dog. The Athens Banner-Herald reported Monday that the woman scared off the suspect around 11 p.m. Saturday.

According to police, the woman got on the floor and began scratching at the door and acting like a dog when the suspicious man tried turning the woman's door knob.

The police report did not say what specific dog-like behaviors, such as barking, (or possibly crotch-licking?) the woman mimicked, nor did they mention what type of dog the woman imitated.

(the photo above depicts the formidable beast that the would-be burglar may have feared to be in the house)... story

New White Kitty Design released!

Obey the Kitty! WHITE CAT - Originally started a long time ago, this design featuring a militant white cat has finally been completed, and is now available as a mini-poster, and on various other propaganda items. The design will hopefully fill the gaping void in the lives of those who own white cats who previously have not had suitable propaganda available. View this design.

*Warning: Please use caution when displaying this cat propaganda, as children, the feeble-minded, and viewers of Fox News may be overcome with fear and obedience.

Dog May be World's Tallest

Boomer, a 180-pound Landseer Newfoundland dog Measures 3 feet tall at the shoulders and 7 feet long from nose to destructive wagging tail. His owner thinks she may have the world's tallest living dog... read story