Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Canine Shock and Awe

Video footage showing canine disregard for human safety, as well as a general lack of respect for authority.

Set to music, this 1 minute propaganda video clip was compiled by followers of the dog revolution, and inspires shock and awe

Sunday, September 23, 2007

PUGSTOCK 07 Design

Just finished the t-shirt design for PUGSTOCK 2007. The design will be used by Southeastern Pug Rescue and Adoption (SEPRA), and all profits from t-shirts sold at the event will benefit their Rescue efforts. I also have it available on shirts in my store.

The design features a fawn Pug contemplating the paradoxical nature of mankind... and bacon.

To find out more about Pugfest 07, being held on october 27th near Atlanta, GA, click here.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Naked Dog Walker Shocks Runners in Litchfield

LITCHFIELD, England - State police are on the lookout for a male dog walker who went au natural in the woods of the White Memorial Foundation Monday, stunning a female jogger and forcing high school cross country teams to take or consider taking precautions.

In the buff with two dogs at his side, the man was spotted in the woods near the intersection of Bissell Road and Whites Woods Road, according to police.

The suspect police are looking for is a tall white male with thin hair who is believed to be in his 50s. For more, read Wednesday's Republican-American.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Pug Video Broadcast on Al Jazeera

A shocking video that aired on Arab television this morning, has made its way to the internet. The grainy video reportedly shows a Pug reacting to news that Britney Spears' ex, Kevin Federline, is now seeking full custody of the couple's children.

Experts warn that full custody for Federline would likely be accompanied by increased child support payments from Spears; money which could help fund Federline's plan to record a second album.

Federline was added to the Axis of Evil in 2006 after the release of his first album, Playing With Fire ; an album that many experts argue, if listened to in its entirety, violates the Geneva Conventions against torture.

Although the authenticity of the tape has not been verified, experts are encouraging dog owners to remain vigilant, and if possible, to assist in the translation of the message. View video

Friday, September 14, 2007

German Breeds Contribute to Global Warming

WASHINGTON (AP) - A small group of environmentalists protested outside of the German Embassy in Washington, DC today in reaction to a recent poll that blames several German dog breeds for contributing heavily to global warming.

The recent scientific poll names the 10 gassiest breeds, and lists the German Shepherd, Boxer, and Rottweiler as some of the the worst offenders.

Scientists say that dog gas is largely composed of methane, a greenhouse gas that is up to 20 times stronger than carbon dioxide and major contributer to global warming.

World Methane Production Leaders:

1. German Shepherd
2. Mutt
3. Labrador Retriever
4. Boxer
5. Doberman Pinscher
6. Poodle
7. Cocker Spaniel
8. Rottweiler
9. Beagle
10. Dalmatian

GOP Senator James Inhofe, however, quickly dismissed the poll's findings, saying that there is much scientific debate around the subject of climate change. Watchdog groups, however, then pointed out that the senator received large campaign donations from the Del Monte Food Group; the corporation that produces Snausages, a major source of canine gas.

In response, the EPA has recommended that a new warning label be used to identify offenders.

Friday, September 07, 2007

U.S. Border Patrol Thwarts Madman

BURLINGTON, Vt- This shocking, undated photo shows a heroic dog stopping a madman with a possible WMD from crossing the porous U.S. border. The chilling photo is the latest example of unsung canine heroism in our country, and a warning that there are always mindless sheep ready to follow a radical ideology.