Thursday, May 31, 2007

Shocking Video of Canine Hostage

AP - A new, shocking videos was broadcast this weekend on Al-Jazeera television, escalating levels of fear around the globe.

video appears to show the shocking mistreatment of a hostage at the hands of a Pug named "Pablo." The United Nations has begun an official investigation to see if Geneva Conventions were violated. View video...

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Paula Abdul Latest Victim of Chihuahua Revolution

LOS ANGELES, California (AP)- After bringing down Paris hilton (see below) the Chihuahua Revolution has claimed its latest victim in American Idol judge Paula Abdul.

It appears that Abdul's militant Chihuahua, Tulip, (pictured left) tripped Abdul in her home over the weekend causing a fall that broke her nose, and caused injuries to her chest, arm and hip.

The doctor who later treated Abdul said, "i think this is clearly a warning... That's all i can say."

It is not known specifically why the Chihuahuas are recently targeting the Hollywood elite. One theory is that it is a direct result of the Chihuahua's distain for reality television; an empty form of entertainment that distracts humans from larger world issues... read more

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Paris Hilton Voted "Worst Dog Owner" ; Sent to Prison

LOS ANGELES, California (AP)- In a display of canine political influence, America's "Worst Celebrity Dog Owner," Paris Hilton will be sent to prison for neglecting her Teacup Chihuahua.

Although Hilton is officially charged with violating her probation from a previous DUI conviction, conspiracy theorists on the internet have no doubt why she is going to prison.

"You can't treat a Chihuahua like that, and get away with it." Said one dog owner who, along with over 60,000 others, has signed an online petition to send Paris to jail.

Hilton is scheduled to begin a 45 day prison sentence on June 5th. It is not yet known if the Whitehouse will request that she be transferred to a foreign prison where the Geneva Conventions barring torture do not apply.